Instead, Im here to discuss some of the top contenders for the saltiest cards in the format
This 100 HP Water Basic leans hard into set flavor with its Mark of Antiquity Poke-BODY, which stops each players Groudon ex and Rayquaza ex from attacking while Kyogre ex sits Active, a neat nod to the ancient rivalry the whole expansion is built on
Its evolution from Squirtle to Wartortle and finally to Blastoise involves both strategic gameplay and a strong emotional bond developed over the course of the player's journey
And given how vampires sire their children, who knows
Tombstone, Career Criminal makes for a fantastic inclusion as well, as he reduces the cost of playing Villain cards, and if you can cycle him in and out of the graveyard, he lets you return other Villain cards from your graveyard to your hand (although having a smaller mana value cost might help him interact with Eddie Brock slightly better)